What Happened to the Vice President?

Our Vice President was conspicuously absent from the Republican convention. What happened to him?

Meanwhile Sarah Palin continues to sling mud at Barack Obama and win supporters. I've listened to her talk at length. She makes the hair on the back of my neck stand up. There is only one other person who has that effect on me when they talk. You guessed it Vice President Dick Cheney.

Here's the theory. Cheny's brain was transplanted in this good looking woman's body. That's why he's no where to be found. That explains where she gets her sarcasm, condescending nature, and demeaning tone. Next time you listen to her, just picture Dick Cheny's head on her shoulders. A vote for McCain is truly a vote for four more years of the same in a prettier package. Actually, this woman is such a crackpot conservative, she makes Cheny look like a true blooded liberal. Why is it that most people cannot see this?

Of course the idea that Cheny's brain has been transplanted into Palin's body is fictitous, but the comparission is on target. What's more this story isn't more fictitous than some of misleading the comments that have been coming out of Palin and McCain. I do hope people get a clue.